every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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