Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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