Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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