Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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