I'm eating all of the evidence.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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