Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
