You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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