she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
how drunk are you?
Several
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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