he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
