I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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