I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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