We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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