I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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