the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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