He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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