He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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