So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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