3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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