Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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