Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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