Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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