Can i not drive my cunt home
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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