im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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