That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
