Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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