whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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