Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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