chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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