Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I am mentally ready for anal.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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