i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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