hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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