just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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