All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
