I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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