I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Randomize
