Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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