Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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