I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Come see our sink grown plant.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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