Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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