I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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