their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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