i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
its not stalking. its research.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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