office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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