remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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