haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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