2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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