went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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