Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
im holly from the hills drunk
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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