used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
She needs sedatives and a leash
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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