So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
